Troutdale Police are looking for a lilting Irish national, wanted in connection with a series of recent embezzlement cases at local businesses totaling over $225,000.
Mary Elizabeth Carter, 46, was last known to be living in Portland, said Troutdale Investigations Sergeant Steven Bevens. She is wanted on a pair of outstanding felony warrants for aggravated theft.
Carter, described as 5 foot 7 inches and 160 pounds has a slight Irish accent. If you have any information on the whereabouts of Mary Carter, the police need your help.
People at work are catching on. Yesterday, Bill came over to my desk and said, "What's your middle initial?" "L," I said. Today a coworker passed me in the hall and said, "Didn't I hear something about you on the news last night?" I'm doing everything I can to throw them off, but they are keeping a close watch on me.
I got emails yesterday from family in Texas saying they were "praying for me" and if I get caught I should "plead insanity". At least they're still claiming me.
Thankfully I'm "housesitting" for the next few weeks (aka hiding out). I'm hoping the dyed hair, weight loss and Texas accent are a good enough disguise.